10. 20 min workout really means 34 minutes
9. The little skinny instructor is supposed to be green, not red
8. My legs are NOT as strong as I thought they were.
7. I do believe you can sweat a gallon of water!
6. Salsa, Calipso, etc dancing was seriously made for skinny latin girls, not fat white girls.
5. Good shoes are MOST important.
4. Everyone can do the cool down.
3. I do believe it is entirely possible to break a hip while moving to the FAST zumba songs.
2. I am NOT a Salsa Dancer!!
1. You will be surprised at the number of places you have fat that you didn't know about!
Just thought I would share. Yes, I did zumba again tonight. Don't get me wrong, it is a great workout, but I firmly believe that wii made zumba for 40 year old fat white girls who don't know they are 40 year old fat white girls. For some reason, said girls think they are still 20, and same size they were at 20, and can still move, but in reality, can't. So Wii decided to spare said girl by letting them take the class at home in the privacy of their own home. (That or the world just didn't need to see all that!)
Anyway, you can just expect on Zumba nights to hear all about zumba!
On to other news, no car. Hopefully tomorrow, and please pray that it is really fixed this time. I am about to go insane! I mean I know it was a new engine and that is really major...but 3 weeks is ENOUGH! Mom thinks I am being taught patience...well, I already took that course and I failed it!
The boy is learning about the letter D this week. He is most excited because as he says...D is for ME! So tonight in the bathtub he was drawing a picture of himself! The boy loves to draw and these water markers are the best for him! Sometimes i can't get him out of the tub because of them!
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| Drawing a picture of himself (don't worry Nana, no naked shots!) |
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| Now writing his name! (my little artist) |
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1 comment:
You are too funny!! This is why I run on the treadmill at home. Don't need to scare everyone at the gym :-)
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